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The following article has already been an attraction on Studivz and we would like to share this brainfart with you guys. Hands up! Nice Guy. Just so all the men denying themselves every morning while shaving in front of a Sylvester Stallone Poster can relate too. But just as a friend. Just like she does for that idiot of a boyfriend she usually changes within a month, who, on top of it all, hits her twice a week and is sleeping with her best friend.
How you know all that? You are her psychiatrist, of course! Your is Girls looking for nice guys at the very top of her speed dial. Most of the time she calls you in the middle of the night right after he gave her a black eye and also right after their make-up sex. A little more like me? Still you wait. And you might not be completely wrong. You are so ready to take over!
At the club you often make long ass conversation with the girls. After a really hot dance session, you hand her a glass of water and compliment her looks and earrings. Every girl is impressed by your intelligence, your knowledge, your humor and your restrained behavior. All the other men trying to talk to her only want the one thing. Wanna go to my place? At dawn she comes running out of the building. You take her home and she promises to call you.
Good listeners like you are very rare. Nice guys are boring.
Women are horse whisperers; they want to domesticate wild studs. I will do anything you tell Girls looking for nice guys to. I will be there whenever you need me. This might be the most important reason why nice guys are not allowed to be with the nice girls. It seems like a physical and psychological phenomenon of polarity, similar to a magnet. What does that mean for you?
He even painted her apartment last summer. The day after the date Max told me about it: Fancy restaurant, the movies, visiting a club. After all that he brought her back home. She asked him to come in, they had a few drinks and were talking the whole night through. He stayed the night. What happened? Well I already told you that: nothing! Instead of a night full of love Max received the worst insult a man can get from a woman. Four little words: you — are — really — nice.
After that she will tell you everything she likes about you. If she uses the nice-sentence you can forget about all of your sexual phantasies you ever had with her. But how does all of that misery even start? He likes spending time with her and she feels the same. But even more important than that are the characteristics of the man himself. What men are those? Max for example has dark hair, is tall 1,85cm and weighs about 80 kg. Their looks obviously have nothing to do with it. There has to be a different cause leading nice men to always losing. And none of the women would want to miss their sissy.
Of course, everyone is kind of being helpful towards women. There is a difference between helping a woman to put on her coat and carrying three crates of beer to the 4 th floor for her. This unconditional helpfulness must go way back to the childhood.
Since then whenever Max sees a woman he automatically thinks of her as a poor weak being. Well he probably forgot about the fact that he would never sleep with the old lady from the bus. Anyway, Max neither has sex with his beloved nor Girls looking for nice guys the bus-lady.
And his sweetheart is enjoying that. Such a dog on two legs can come in very handy. And as such, sex with Max Girls looking for nice guys not an option at all. After all it is forbidden to have sex with animals, at least in Germany. It would be wrong to say that the sissy is automatically a scarecrow. All the other men like him because he is no harm to them. About their relationships with other men. Or, worst case scenario: both! Who would like to sleep with their psychiatrist? Or a comedian like Didi Hallervorden? And boring in the language of a woman equals nice.
Another friend of mine, Kai, is the exact opposite of Girls looking for nice guys. Every woman wants to sleep with him, even in the same bed. Because they had to carry their own crates of beer to the 4 th floor. And his too. Well and our nice Max? His only chance is to make some changes. Changing yourself is, however, not that easy. But it should be if you have to make a choice between metamorphosis and asceticism. It also seems that they always go for the badass. You can have him! Two things are really important. First: never let your girl know that she is the one and only for you.
They have to be good looking though. This also helps to give the impression of being worth a lot more on the market than he actually is. An example where this slogan is usually the most impressive: cancel a date last-minute with a flimsy excuse. As soon as your phone rings showing her you know one thing: you won! So always remember: no more talks for hours. No more offers regarding moves or renovations of her whole apartment.
Because that would mean: no more friendzone! Just ditch her at a bus stop or something. Diese Website verwendet Akismet, um Spam zu reduzieren. Geschrieben von Studiblog Staff. Does that sound like you? Reason 1: Good listeners like you are very rare. Reason 2: Nice guys are boring. Reason 4: This might be the most important reason why nice guys are not allowed to be with the nice girls. Studiblog Staff.Girls looking for nice guys
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