Funny insulting chat up lines

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Here are some mean pick-up lines to help you see how good of a comeback the other person can think of! Being cheesy is so last year. Insulting pick-up lines will show who can think on the spot and burn you back! Some people desire to be challenged word-wise, so why not give them the satisfaction? Funny insulting chat up lines are the best pick-up lines that are just hilarious enough to score you some points when those cheesy pick-up lines fail to deliver!

My love for you is like diarrhea. Are you a motorcycle? I bet I can make yours last longer. Roses are redviolets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van! Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? It must have, considering that you clearly landed on your face. Are you a piece of trash? Because as someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. To be honest, you reek! Do you want to shower together?

Whenever I see kites flying in the sky, I think of you. You know, the more I drink, the prettier you get. I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. You remind me of my appendix. You have pretty eyeballs. To me, a sense of humor is a must in any type of relationship.

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Are you human? Just making sure. Hey, how much? Are you the future? But then again, we are what we eat. Did you just fart? Because you blew me away! Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me? Are you a mosquito?

sexy gal Mavis

Are you poop? How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess. Are you a fire alarm? Because you are really loud and annoying! Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you. Are you a snack? Because everyone eats you for fun. Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan. Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go and dance so I can talk to your friend? Hey, you dropped something. My standards.

passion females Nevaeh

Wow, you have the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch. My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky.

fit miss Keily

You look a lot like my next victim. You owe me a drink! Are you pi? Are you a tax collector? Much as I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart. You remind me of my dear dog. Are you garbage?

horny sister Ashlyn

Because I want to take you out. The more I drink, the more beautiful you become. Do you like sausages? I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours? Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut! I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside, of course. Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 93 million miles away from me. My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing. There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.

How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

hot sister Hazel

Are you a mirror? Because I die a little inside whenever I look at you. I think I saw you on TV. Oh yeah, it was on animal planet. Are you a shrimp? All I want is your body.

gorgeous mom Reina

How are you not cold? If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U. You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink? Because it looks like you landed on your face. Are you a tumor? Because you grow on me fast. I want to take you out now or die trying.

Are you constipated?

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