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Wow, you have the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch. My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky.
You look a lot like my next victim. You owe me a drink! Are you pi? Are you a tax collector? Much as I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart. You remind me of my dear dog. Are you garbage?
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How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?
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